Good day my good readers. Welcome to Fiziedeen's corner. You already saw the title yeah? Yes, this article is about Penis size and Premature ejaculation. Uncle Stephen of www.homeofhumor.com inspired this. You can read his latest article about the same topic here wwww.homeofhumor.com/size/. Alright, let's get started, shall we?
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Penis size is a very delicate matter. It is one that should be handled with great care...and that, my reader, is
what I will try to do now. You see, studies have shown that about 80percent of men are insecure about their penis size. We're never satisfied, always wanting more than what we have. Its a good thing that we didn't create ourselves. If not, na anaconda some of una for give unaselves.
One bad thing is that this insecurity about penis size doesn't stop at affecting your sexual life; It stretches to other parts of your life. It reduces your confidence as a person and steals away your happiness. It is one of the common causes of depression in men. Sha as I was saying, about 80percent of men aren't satisfied with the sizes of their penis . On the contrary, studies have shown that only about 30percent of women aren't satisfied with the sizes of their husband/boyfriend's penis. What does that tell you, my reader? What does it tell you? It suggests that men worry too much. We worry unnecessarily. Funny enough, it's not only men with small dicks (studies have shown that your dick is small, only if it's less than 3.5 inches in length) that are worried. Even endowed men get worried too. I've read lots of articles about the subject. This is why I know so much about it now. This is why I have so much to share with you. I'll just summarize it all into 3 parts. Listen attentively
1) Your dick is actually bigger than the way you see it. You know how players in FIFA '13 look smaller when the camera is set to bird's eye view right? Good! You might not really see the true size of your little man when you're looking down at it from up. The next time you get an erection, try looking at your dick from the side. Use a full-length standing mirror. You'll be happier with what you'll see.
Some of you might not like number 2, some of you might disagree with it. I'll still go ahead and say it though. I suggest you take a deep breath before you continue. Drink some water, if you want
2) Nothing can make your penis grow bigger. Yeah, you heard me. Nothing at all, can make junior grow bigger. As e dey so, na so e go dey dey! Some people argue that masturbation and frequent engagement in other sexual activities will make your little man grow bigger. That is true, but it depends on how you look at it. I'll try my best to explain this as clearly as I can.
You know how a girls boobs start getting bigger and her hips start getting curvy, all of a sudden? And people conclude "e be like say boys don dey touch am"? Yes, that happens. So long as a sexual organ (a man's penis in this case) hasn't attained the full size God has predestined for him, it will keep growing gradually. At this stage, masturbation and involvement in sexual activities will increase the rate at which it grows. But this only happens, so long as your little man hasn't attained it's God-given full size.
Once e reach that full size, you can wank or fuck 50 times in a day. My brother, as e dey, na like that e go dey dey. Same thing with a girl's breasts, ass and whatever. They'll keep getting bigger gradually, so long as they haven't attained their God-given peak. And at this growing stage, involvement in sexual activities of course stimulates them, and increases their growth rate. But once they reach their God-give full size, no breast enlargement cream can make your boobs bigger. I hope i'm making sense to somebody? You see all these products they sell online, or wherever, dick and breast enlargement creams and all? They will (might) work, so long as your sexual organs haven't attained their God-given peak. Once Obi becomes a fully-grown man, nothing you fit do to make am big pass as e dey. Now, there are variations in a few cases but typically, once you're 23, you sexual organs suppose don reach their peak. I mean, them suppose don stop to grow.
Let's move on to number 3. It isn't as harsh as number 2. Its reader-friendly. Is that a smile I just saw? SMH!!!
3) It is stamina over size. What I mean is this: it is more important to last longer in bed, than to have a big penis. Man wey get only 4 inches, but fit fuck for over 30minutes and man wey get 8inches, but wey dey cum under 20 seconds, which one better pass? Your guess is a good as mine.
So why not forget about what you can't change and worry about what you can change? You can't change the size of your dick but you can change how long you last. This brings us to Premature ejaculation (hereafter referred to as PE).
PE is something that affects almost every man, at some point in their life, usually when they're still teens and in their early 20s. Guys no dey ever gree admit sha. Nobody go gree say him dey cum under 2minutes na. The same way no guy admits he wanks. Well, Doctors say PE is not considered as a disorder, since it happens to almost every man. They say that it is in fact, a sign that you are very normal, and should carry on. But no be every normal thing be good thing. You go just insert your thing inside kpekus, you never even push in and out reach 5 times, you don dey shake like person wey touch naked wire. Before you know, you don vomit akamu full everywhere. Really embarrassing, I tell you. The girl will act like she's not disappointed but I can assure you that that's the last time you'll see the colour of her pant. I am more than sure that this has happened and is still happening to some of you. Cry no more though, for salvation has come. Online, there are lots of things you can do to stop PE, like the stop and start technique, the squeeze technique and others. I'll just tell you about the very sure ones I know.
Do your kegel exercises daily. I started with this one because although it is the longest to take effect (takes about 2 months before you start seeing changes), na him sure pass. First, you have to locate your PC muscles. Next time you're urinating, try to stop the flow half way. You see that muscle you contracted to stop the urine flow? That's your PC muscle. It is connected to the muscles in your anus so you'll feel a contraction in your anus whenever you contract your PC muscles. Your PC muscles control your ejaculation, so once you can get them to be strong enough, you can contract them to hold off your sperm whenever you're having sex and you're about cumming. That way, you can last longer. You can be a master of yourself. I hope i'm making sense? Now, here's how to do your kegel exercise. Contract your PC muscles for about 5 seconds, then release for 5 seconds. Keep doing this for about 10minutes, and do it twice daily: morning and evening. You can do it when your penis is erect or when it's flaccid. That is it.
Use tramadol pills. There are lots of pills out there: viagra and co. You must note that viagra and most of these other pills are for erectile dysfunctions. Those ones na for when your junior no dey stand at all, or e dey stand half way. Tramadol is one of the few pills I know, that can make you last longer. Take heed however. Be careful. Don't take more than 50mg because you'll end up not being able to get an erection at all. If you're gonna take more than 50mg, be sure to take it alongside Viagra or any other pill that will give you an erection. Know this too, that tramadol will nauseate you. You'll feel sleepy after a couple of hours. Your mouth will be somewhat dry. So if you're going to be driving shortly after sex, you might wanna consider striking off taking tramadol.
My good reader, we have come to the end of the article. I'll advise you to be wise. Play safe. Use a condom. A one-night stand will be over by the morning, but HIV lasts a whole life time. Don't spend your time and energy on sex and women. They have destroyed kings. If them fit destroy kings, we wey be common unemployed graduates, our own no be akamu case be that? I would have said a few more things here but some of una wey no dey like hear anything about bible don dey vex already.
I was going to say thanks for reading till this point, but no! You should be thanking me for all this knowledge i've dropped. Anyways, keep your thank you to yourself. I'll like to hear your thoughts on this one. Please drop a comment below, and share this with your other contacts too. Just in case you have personal questions you can't ask in the comment section, here's my email address: fiziedeen@yahoo.com.
Untill next time, bye! I'm still a virgin though :)
"Love your penis boy, or nobody will" - Fiziedeen (2014)
Twitter - @fiziedeen
Instagram - @fiziedeen
PS: Just incase you haven't read any of my previous stories, it's not too late. Check them out
JOHNNY
WHY I SLEPT WITH INI EDO
ALL NA PACKAGING
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
FRIEND-ZONE AND HOW I LANDED UNN
***
Penis size is a very delicate matter. It is one that should be handled with great care...and that, my reader, is
what I will try to do now. You see, studies have shown that about 80percent of men are insecure about their penis size. We're never satisfied, always wanting more than what we have. Its a good thing that we didn't create ourselves. If not, na anaconda some of una for give unaselves.
One bad thing is that this insecurity about penis size doesn't stop at affecting your sexual life; It stretches to other parts of your life. It reduces your confidence as a person and steals away your happiness. It is one of the common causes of depression in men. Sha as I was saying, about 80percent of men aren't satisfied with the sizes of their penis . On the contrary, studies have shown that only about 30percent of women aren't satisfied with the sizes of their husband/boyfriend's penis. What does that tell you, my reader? What does it tell you? It suggests that men worry too much. We worry unnecessarily. Funny enough, it's not only men with small dicks (studies have shown that your dick is small, only if it's less than 3.5 inches in length) that are worried. Even endowed men get worried too. I've read lots of articles about the subject. This is why I know so much about it now. This is why I have so much to share with you. I'll just summarize it all into 3 parts. Listen attentively
1) Your dick is actually bigger than the way you see it. You know how players in FIFA '13 look smaller when the camera is set to bird's eye view right? Good! You might not really see the true size of your little man when you're looking down at it from up. The next time you get an erection, try looking at your dick from the side. Use a full-length standing mirror. You'll be happier with what you'll see.
Some of you might not like number 2, some of you might disagree with it. I'll still go ahead and say it though. I suggest you take a deep breath before you continue. Drink some water, if you want
2) Nothing can make your penis grow bigger. Yeah, you heard me. Nothing at all, can make junior grow bigger. As e dey so, na so e go dey dey! Some people argue that masturbation and frequent engagement in other sexual activities will make your little man grow bigger. That is true, but it depends on how you look at it. I'll try my best to explain this as clearly as I can.
You know how a girls boobs start getting bigger and her hips start getting curvy, all of a sudden? And people conclude "e be like say boys don dey touch am"? Yes, that happens. So long as a sexual organ (a man's penis in this case) hasn't attained the full size God has predestined for him, it will keep growing gradually. At this stage, masturbation and involvement in sexual activities will increase the rate at which it grows. But this only happens, so long as your little man hasn't attained it's God-given full size.
Once e reach that full size, you can wank or fuck 50 times in a day. My brother, as e dey, na like that e go dey dey. Same thing with a girl's breasts, ass and whatever. They'll keep getting bigger gradually, so long as they haven't attained their God-given peak. And at this growing stage, involvement in sexual activities of course stimulates them, and increases their growth rate. But once they reach their God-give full size, no breast enlargement cream can make your boobs bigger. I hope i'm making sense to somebody? You see all these products they sell online, or wherever, dick and breast enlargement creams and all? They will (might) work, so long as your sexual organs haven't attained their God-given peak. Once Obi becomes a fully-grown man, nothing you fit do to make am big pass as e dey. Now, there are variations in a few cases but typically, once you're 23, you sexual organs suppose don reach their peak. I mean, them suppose don stop to grow.
Let's move on to number 3. It isn't as harsh as number 2. Its reader-friendly. Is that a smile I just saw? SMH!!!
3) It is stamina over size. What I mean is this: it is more important to last longer in bed, than to have a big penis. Man wey get only 4 inches, but fit fuck for over 30minutes and man wey get 8inches, but wey dey cum under 20 seconds, which one better pass? Your guess is a good as mine.
So why not forget about what you can't change and worry about what you can change? You can't change the size of your dick but you can change how long you last. This brings us to Premature ejaculation (hereafter referred to as PE).
PE is something that affects almost every man, at some point in their life, usually when they're still teens and in their early 20s. Guys no dey ever gree admit sha. Nobody go gree say him dey cum under 2minutes na. The same way no guy admits he wanks. Well, Doctors say PE is not considered as a disorder, since it happens to almost every man. They say that it is in fact, a sign that you are very normal, and should carry on. But no be every normal thing be good thing. You go just insert your thing inside kpekus, you never even push in and out reach 5 times, you don dey shake like person wey touch naked wire. Before you know, you don vomit akamu full everywhere. Really embarrassing, I tell you. The girl will act like she's not disappointed but I can assure you that that's the last time you'll see the colour of her pant. I am more than sure that this has happened and is still happening to some of you. Cry no more though, for salvation has come. Online, there are lots of things you can do to stop PE, like the stop and start technique, the squeeze technique and others. I'll just tell you about the very sure ones I know.
Do your kegel exercises daily. I started with this one because although it is the longest to take effect (takes about 2 months before you start seeing changes), na him sure pass. First, you have to locate your PC muscles. Next time you're urinating, try to stop the flow half way. You see that muscle you contracted to stop the urine flow? That's your PC muscle. It is connected to the muscles in your anus so you'll feel a contraction in your anus whenever you contract your PC muscles. Your PC muscles control your ejaculation, so once you can get them to be strong enough, you can contract them to hold off your sperm whenever you're having sex and you're about cumming. That way, you can last longer. You can be a master of yourself. I hope i'm making sense? Now, here's how to do your kegel exercise. Contract your PC muscles for about 5 seconds, then release for 5 seconds. Keep doing this for about 10minutes, and do it twice daily: morning and evening. You can do it when your penis is erect or when it's flaccid. That is it.
Use tramadol pills. There are lots of pills out there: viagra and co. You must note that viagra and most of these other pills are for erectile dysfunctions. Those ones na for when your junior no dey stand at all, or e dey stand half way. Tramadol is one of the few pills I know, that can make you last longer. Take heed however. Be careful. Don't take more than 50mg because you'll end up not being able to get an erection at all. If you're gonna take more than 50mg, be sure to take it alongside Viagra or any other pill that will give you an erection. Know this too, that tramadol will nauseate you. You'll feel sleepy after a couple of hours. Your mouth will be somewhat dry. So if you're going to be driving shortly after sex, you might wanna consider striking off taking tramadol.
My good reader, we have come to the end of the article. I'll advise you to be wise. Play safe. Use a condom. A one-night stand will be over by the morning, but HIV lasts a whole life time. Don't spend your time and energy on sex and women. They have destroyed kings. If them fit destroy kings, we wey be common unemployed graduates, our own no be akamu case be that? I would have said a few more things here but some of una wey no dey like hear anything about bible don dey vex already.
I was going to say thanks for reading till this point, but no! You should be thanking me for all this knowledge i've dropped. Anyways, keep your thank you to yourself. I'll like to hear your thoughts on this one. Please drop a comment below, and share this with your other contacts too. Just in case you have personal questions you can't ask in the comment section, here's my email address: fiziedeen@yahoo.com.
Untill next time, bye! I'm still a virgin though :)
"Love your penis boy, or nobody will" - Fiziedeen (2014)
Twitter - @fiziedeen
Instagram - @fiziedeen
PS: Just incase you haven't read any of my previous stories, it's not too late. Check them out
JOHNNY
WHY I SLEPT WITH INI EDO
ALL NA PACKAGING
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
FRIEND-ZONE AND HOW I LANDED UNN
Lol.. don't even know what to say since I don't have a dick. But yeah PE makes a dude very much less attractive
ReplyDeleteYes dear. Thanks for stopping by. Grateful
DeleteLoL... Good one bro. So many are called few are chosen. Some guys are just suppose to hear the story until dey meet their wives. Don't u agree
ReplyDeleteLol. I don't agree o. Let me educate them now, I just might be saving someone's marriage
Delete9ce article man bt u see dem ladies still luv d 7 inches more nd trust me dey'll personally buy or kom wit trammadol jst 2 get d monster workin
ReplyDeleteThanks man. And I never said girls don't prefer bigger dicks. I only said you can't change the size of your dick. Then I said some other things too
DeleteInteresting, I've learnt something. Keeping my gratitude to myself ;)
ReplyDeleteLol, alright. You didn't have to wink sha
DeleteNice one.....
ReplyDeleteThanks bro
DeletePremature Ejaculation fucked me up d first day I had sex. Na dis babe carry her body come gimme sef, and no wonder she refused to continue after she noticed I've erupted already, as in she was turned off completely, and till today this babe no send me again. She was a high class pinopino girl and I lost the opportunity. If I knew all these before then, I for no dey suffer dey chyke all dese girls wey say dey no wan fuck till deir wedding night. Lol. Good Job fizie! Just keep building your integrity in writing. I love sex a lot, but it's scarcity pisses me off and I keep wishing it never existed after all (tho some pple's sweet environment go make dem no believe my statement), I mean this thing is an extra problem to man. I think it'll make a lot of sense if you writers look into this matter so I'll know if I'm the only one who's passing through this life. These girls no ever wan open. They want you to get them engaged first or spend a lot of money. I mean parols with the "ordinary normal girl" not the freaks nor olosho. A girl will only tell U to come over when she knows you can't make it. Then when una seat down together she go bring in one crazy excuse. We gats look into this matter, sex and relationships in Nigeria.
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